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Ranch Dressing

When a man emmits his semen on a girls face after sexual intercourse then licks it off her face while they continue intercourse/kissing!
Last night, i gave my girlfriend some ranch dressing for her salad i "tossed".
by yorolandabith May 25, 2011
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drizzle the dressing

another way of expressing the commonly used phrase "blowing your load"
Destro was so bored he downloaded some pornos and started beating himself silly.
It wasn't until it was time to drizzle the dressing that his mother came in and caught him in the act.
Destro drizzled the dressing in front of his mumma!
by destro April 29, 2004
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JCPenney's Dressing Room

Just about the nastiest place you can think of
Baby I wanna do you like a JCPenney's dressing room , raw dog and nastay.
by mcfitztillery November 20, 2017
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Raunch Dressing

by j.gaol April 30, 2010
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Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
by 4ftPVCPipe January 26, 2019
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SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.
Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.
by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011
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Russian dressing

1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.

2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.
You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!
by Jedburg Pinopolis December 4, 2009
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