texas oil driller

when you stick your dick down the vagina and pull it in and out while spinning around in circles until moldy black liquid spills out

Oh man, did you here about Sophie Conlon getting that Texas Oil Driller by Atticus Jones?

Oh budy, she has a stain on her shirt from that.

by WARLOCK971 February 20, 2011

drilled

someone that is on the verge of passing out... (being so drunk)

you were sooo drilled at that party last night
that vodka got me so drilled

by soph:) August 2, 2011

Drilled

being hit hard by something

john lennon met up with his mother after being orphaned by her for 19 years soon after they were reunited she was drilled by a car

by Pat Fucking Cahaney and this word is all mine mother fuckers February 12, 2006

Missouri Oil Driller

Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.

Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.

Ramon: That will happen.

by Hyman Rothstein May 29, 2011

Dralls

A sagging set of testicles brought on by advancing age or extreme nut sack lifting. Early onset Dralls for men between the ages of 20-35 is most common in Japan where lifting heavy objects with ones private parts is equaled in respect to an American frat boy adapting common household apparatuses as a container for beer, whisky or a combination of both.

Man 1: Hey, what happened to your nuts?

Man 2: They got stretched out because I am involved with extreme genital lifting/old.

Man 1: Man, those are some Dralls.

Man 2: I know.

Man 1: I mean, I've seen some saggy nuts before, but your Dralls are intense man.

Man 2: Yes. Thank you. I know I have Dralls. My parents died when I was 8. Would you like to talk about that too?

Man 1: Nah. I just want to make fun of your goofy looking Dralls.

by Boom Dog July 29, 2009

drolley

the smallest possible unit of an illegal substance it is not possible to get away with, usually half a gram or slightly less; especially marijuana (see: 'droll'); used in the negative context of being that amount of substance that set you on the wrong side of the law

Man, I got busted for a drolley of weed -- one stick and one seed! They weren't even mine!

by mimema July 7, 2010

drilled

heavily inebriated or intoxicated

Lets go get drilled.

Jack went to the party and got so drilled last night!

by Angel C May 18, 2008