douchefritter

A gay douchebag.

douche fag: oh. my. gawd. you are like so ugly!
harry: shut up douchefritter

by kurtgermanfacelicker September 10, 2012

Douchestache

That stache that a persian guy has every day that you wish to have you show you got some balls

"Man dat guy has got a douchestache i would rate 8/8 m8"
Women: "I would fhuk that m8 with that 8/8 douchestache"

by NotGabensLover July 16, 2015

DoucheStache

Mustache or facial hair that makes you look like an asshole.

That man has a douchestache.

by Sbi_Lynnie January 10, 2016

Douchestang

The unholy combination of a douchebag driving a mustang.

Today, a douchestang flipped me off because I wasn't in as big of a hurry as him.

by Hitman20081 June 7, 2017

Douchefushe

Douche’s that fushe.

“Hey Aiden, quit being a douchefushe!”

by ArrowFan June 8, 2018

Douchementum

when someone is making offensive remarks, and they know how the room feels, but they are on a roll and can’t stop because they are way too into the joke

Kanye could see the look on America’s face when he talked about trump, but he couldn’t stop himself as his douchementum was growing by the second

by rehabrobbie September 26, 2018

Doucheflute

Morons who Vape because they are too big of pussies to smoke cigs like a real man.

Hey dude that's a nice doucheflute. Let's see if that thing fits in yer ass too because you clearly like things stuffed In there. Stupid fucktard.

by schweeby June 18, 2020