ejaction distraction

An imaginary object used to distract the man during sex in order to delay ejaculation for however long he wants. Demands concentration and practice.

Henry: So did you get laid last night?
Arnold: Yeah... I came too fast.
Henry: Did you employ an ejaction distraction?
Arnold: No...

by idiot_bag December 30, 2007

A Welcome Distraction

A band from El Monte,CA that has heavy metal shred, catchy hooks, and an amazing stage performance. Songs inlclude Fatty Fatty, Allison, Tuesday, and many more.

Rocker A: Dude I went and saw A Welcome Distraction play live. Their guitar player gets off stage and goes out into the crowd. The drummer is kicks a$$, and their singer is all over the stage. It's amazing. The bass and guitar player even start headbanging during some songs.

Lame Rocker: Wait, who?

Rocker A: You know, "You're my Fatty Fatty two by four".

Lame Rocker: Oh yeah.

Rocker A: They rock out. Check out their website.
www.AWelcomeDistractionOfficial.com

Lame Rocker: Says here next show is in two weeks.

Rocker A: We're going. You will not be dissatisfied.

by Phoenix Whistler September 8, 2010

unpleasant distraction

An unpleasant thought you might get when you are reminded of something you might have to do do later on that is not you really want to do.

In the middle of the meeting John got an unpleasant distraction of when last week at lunch break he had to sit in the very back seat of his employee's cx-9 on the way to the restaurant and wished he would not have to do it again today.

by supajack July 25, 2011

penile distraction

when you are working/doing something and someone walks up to you with hard wood. Then you turn and are astounded by the massive wang so you can't go back to work.

while working on my test my teacher, John Madden, stuck out his massive wand and caused me to be in the event of penile distraction.

by cacabutt123 June 13, 2014

Steph Mills Distraction

- A Girl or Guy who has an attractive body but an unattractive face.
- Target is often Distracted by the Guy or Girl's body and assumes they are hot by that.

Guy 1: "I can't believe you thought she was hot."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, total Steph Mills Distraction."

by Charlie Sheen the 2nd April 9, 2011

Extra sensory distraction

Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project

He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box

by Living on the edge February 6, 2019

Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019