Generalized Anxiety Disorder

A chemical brain disorder that causes one to worry about everything, even things they don't particularly care about. Also causes one to not be able to relax properly. Most people do not take this disorder seriously, even though it is very serious and can cause a lot of problems in a sufferer's life.

Me: I have to tell you something.. I have Generalized Anxiety Disorder and it's ruining my life.
Friend: Oh. So what'd you buy Suzie for her Birthday?
Me: Uh I just told you I have a fucking anxiety disorder.
Friend: Yeah, I worry about stuff a lot too. So anyway about the party?
Me: -_-

by whatwhatwhat77 June 11, 2012

biological symphasis disorder

A disease in which your brain tells that you don't have to urinate when the bladder is indeed full. Biological Symphasis often results in peeing one's pants.

Person 1: "Dude, Jennifer just pissed her pants!!"
Person 2: "She can't help it, she has Biological Symphasis Disorder"

by CrackHead* July 25, 2009

Hyperbolic Farting Disorder

A severe and progressive gastrointestinal disease process that starts, usually in young adulthood, that is socially and professionally disabling due to uncontrollable exaggerated farting.

It was so sad to witness the profound humiliation suffered by such an otherwise talented public speaker, due to the cruelty of Hyperbolic Farting Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Hyperlexical Generation Disorder

A potentially disabling psychological disorder on the autism spectrum that causes the sufferer to be unable to stem the powerful tide of words and phrases they generate almost solely for the purpose of submission to Urban Dictionary.

She could suddenly find herself, on any given day, almost entirely incapacitated by what she later generated a fitting term for which was Hyperlexical Generation Disorder.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2021

BPOILer Disorder

Marked by bouts of anger, disgust, and sadness at what greed and unbridled capitalism have caused in the Gulf of Mexico.

The best remedy for BPOILer Disorder is chatting it out!

by tifosa June 18, 2010

temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

eating disorder cute

A girl who is especially attractive partly because she is thin.

Did you see that girl at the burger joint?

You mean the one that's eating disorder cute?

by Chas501 February 1, 2017