F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.

"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"

by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009

Disasterbate

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.

Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!

by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010

disasterful

A combination of the words disasterous and masterful.

I went out drinking with the guys last night. We hit up fourteen bars, but I don't remember the last six. What a disasterful evening!

by Pableau July 5, 2006

disasturbation

(n) term used to describe when pleasuring oneself ends tragically with an unfortunately timed interruption

"I was jacking off and my cat jumped on my lap right before i came. It was a terrible disasturbation session."
"Then a couple days later, my mom decided to barge into my room to wake me up as i was cranking it under my sheets. I disasturbated twice this week."

by systemofanup June 21, 2010

beast master of disaster

Literally, one who is experienced in excelling, especially in situations concerning catastrophes. However, this term is often used sarcastically, when the person described has actually performed a negatively noteworthy action.

Tiffany: "So Thomas Jefferson had a prostitute he took around in a carriage."
Stephen: "Beast master of disaster..."
Tiffany: "What did you say???"
Justin: "Dieu, mistakes were made."

by otm_mas October 12, 2011

Seconds From Disaster

An average to decent band from San Diego, CA with obvious influences from Impending Doom and Sleeping Giant (and stolen riffs from For The Fallen Dreams), this band attracts local hardcore/scene kids that have horrible to average taste in music. Most of the fans are members from other local bands with the same amount of talent (little to none). The general sound of this band is low tuned guitars and muddy distortion with every song sounding the same.

The current members of the band are:
Jeremy - vocals (Has a huge ass)
Eddie - 'lead' guitar (Smells like tacos)
Evan - bass (Definitely jewish and awkwardly creepy)
Ian - guitar (Definitely hates the band and didn't write this what-so-ever)
Tony - drums (Better than the last drummer that we wont name)

Ex members:
Max - drums

-"What up, did you see that hella' buttery legit ass mutha fuckin show Seconds From Disaster played last night?"

-"Naw bro, I was raging with the homies but it's whatever though because they'll just play some shitty house show next weekend anyways"

-"Naw dude it's all about house shows!"

-"For sure."

by ONE LEGIT ASS MUTHA FUCKA. July 25, 2009

disastrophe

A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

The flood was a disastrophe for that region of the United States.

by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010