Kitchen Ditchen

Phrase used by "The Situation" on Jersey Shore to ditch hooking up with a grenade. While the girl is in the bathroom you leave the room and head for the kitchen. Then find somewhere else to sleep.

I was with a grenade so I used the kitchen ditchen to get out of it

by Ya Boy 912 January 19, 2011

hurler in the ditch

Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.

Stop it you hurler in the ditch.

by steezedout March 31, 2011

Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

ding dong ditch

to knock on an anonymous door and run away

i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone

by spltbird November 25, 2002

ditch napper

The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.

Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.

by C. Sampson April 2, 2009

Ditch Banging

Riding your snowmobile in a ditch or ravine. Riding on unmarked trails.

"...I was ditch banging all night till the DNR showed up."

by bkboatnsleds.com October 15, 2009

Shitter's Ditch

The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.

A major stuff up.

Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.

A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."

by Harry Goodson October 1, 2010