Theory that states and defines the question of why men pop random boners.
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
The theory states that when you encounter an awkward/random boner in any given time or place, it is solely because in the fourth dimension, a thot is riding you, but in result of the natural phenomenon being in another dimension, you cannot witness this firsthand with your own eyes. The only physical act you feel is having a random boner.
There have been numerous cases of people who believe they can perceive the fourth dimension, that have "witnessed a thot ride them" in a location where no one could gain access to in the real world, such as a house or bedroom.
Other encounters include people stating that these mythical thots riding them "so hard they almost pulled me into another realm of concience and time".
"Man, why do I always pop a random boner in class?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
"Woah man, your out-of-dimension-thot is into that kinky school girl stuff"
"Out-of-dimension-thot?"
"Yeah man, have you ever heard of The Thot Theory of the Fourth Dimension?"
by MushroomTippedHead5000 December 02, 2017
this is the thot theory of the fourth dimension. Basically every time you pop a random boner, it's actually because a thot is actually riding your dick from the fourth dimension. But we can't see them but they can see us.
Its the thot theory of the fourth dimension
by thesmartestmanonthisflatearth February 13, 2018
Name given to a time and place when you have no f'ing idea when and where you are. Usually used when you wake up after passing out and don't know what time it is or where you are. May also be used when your so high you lose track of time and everything and everyone around you feels simulated.
drunk high
drunk high
Hey dude, wake up!
Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?
1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!
drunk high
Whoa.....I blacked out, where are we?
1/2 floor, 4th Dimension for all I know, dude...Lets bounce!
drunk high
by Skylar King May 25, 2010
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by Stone-Hobbit December 22, 2019
A dimension accessed by eating a cockroach on acid and then snorting 800 tons of cocaine. Home to the color hyperglorbin.
Person 1: Bro I wanna see hyperglorbin!
Person 2: But hyperglorbin's only in the 752nd dimension!
Person 1: You know what we have to do.
Person 2: But hyperglorbin's only in the 752nd dimension!
Person 1: You know what we have to do.
by Shoelace Turtle January 20, 2024
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