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Dressing-gown Friday

The practice of working from home on a Friday. Has become widespread with the advent of the broadband connection. The practice originates from the 1980s, when bankers, lawyer and other professionals elected to have a day of dressing casually on Friday, so they would not ruin their suits with spilt beer in the evening. This was known as dress-down Friday. However the act of selecting casual clothes prroved beyond these individuals who now simply just work from home in their dressing gown.
John is taking a Dressing-gown Friday, as he had a working dinner last night.
by ArrGee1991 October 9, 2009
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Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
by 4ftPVCPipe January 26, 2019
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dressing the salad

What you accomplish when you toss the salad after letting him release in your mouth. See tossing the salad.
Person A: "So, after he came in my mouth he asked me to toss his salad."
Person B: "Oh, so he wasn't satisfied with a straight out ass lick. He wanted his spunk spread around his own trunk. Let me tell you sweetie, you were dressing the salad"
by r.c.586 June 2, 2009
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beautifully depressing

In my opinion, 'beautifully depressing' means whatever it is used to define an act or thing, that act or thing becomes so descriptive in itself that it causes you to become lessened in energetic spirits, but not in the bad way. It'd probably be the closest way to describe 'perfection' in the utter sense of the word....
Jimi Hendrix's freestyle version of "Hear My Train A-Comin'" is mellowed down and introspective so you can see into the Man himself, beyond his gimmicks and flashy style... In rock form, the concert version can be just as mesmerizing, but this particular version I'm listening to here is 'beautifully depressing'....
by Echo Raven October 27, 2005
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SALAD DRESSING

Agent spread around the asshole during intercourse used to make salad tossing (anal licking) more palatable. Typically this would be something edible and delicious i.e. pudding, flavored lubricant, etc.
Only if you shower and put a little salad dressing around your garbage hole. Last time I was down there I nearly gagged from smell of last night's tacos.
by Dale Earnhardt Jr. III January 24, 2011
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Russian dressing

1. a salad/sandwich dressing made from ketchup, mayonnaise, and a few other ingredients, very often pickle relish.

2. a salad/sandwich dressing made from period blood and cum.
You can make a Russian dressing by doing the following: have sex with a girl on her period, cum inside her, tell her not to move while you run into the kitchen and chop up some veggies for a nice little tossed salad (no pun intended), have your girl stand up over the salad bowl, and Voila! - Russian dressing!
by Jedburg Pinopolis December 4, 2009
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Dispressing

A thoroughly unenjoyable mix of a distressing and depressing situation
Awh man I lost my smokes

Thats Dispressing
by adding needed words January 17, 2011
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