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spasmanian devil

one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)
Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.
by theinstigator January 1, 2014
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DeBill

DeBill -- Short and insulting way to call NYC mayor Bill De Blasio.

Has very similar spelling as word debil -- (offensive) a moron (disliked person), a dumb person.
DeBill kept NYC schools open during last snow storm, but told adults to stay off the streets.
by e.mott March 1, 2014
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demilade

A sexy Nigerian man/woman . Which means a crown is upon them. There hot and gets all types of girls or men. A king or queen of dark skin black people. A strong guy, very funny. He/She is very considerate and cares about other people thoughts and feelings. A true down to earth kind of person you can talk to about anything.
Hey you see that guy over there.

Yea I see him, what's his name?
That's demilade
by 21THEREALSAVAGE!12 December 20, 2017
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the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.
The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR
by Donaven March 13, 2014
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devil's advocate

dev·il's advocate
n.
One who argues against a cause or position, not as a committed opponent but simply for the sake of argument or to determine the validity of the cause or position.
Roman Catholic Church. An official appointed to present arguments against a proposed canonization or beatification.
by Maine Event April 5, 2004
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devil preys on

The Devil preys on those weak in spirit, so we must always be courageous! This is an English saying about the importance of personal strength.
The Devil preys on those weak in spirit!
by I, Wreckerrr December 13, 2020
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Delilah

A gorgeous girl who can make you laugh when your down. This girl is loyal, sexy, admirable, all the guys want her but she stays loyal to the one she loves, and she has the best personality. The word lilah means night many might say that the name means princess of night
Guy 1: There goes Delilah!
Guy 2: I wish she was mine..
Guy 3-100000: WE ALL DO!
by xSlaayKitty February 14, 2015
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