desk water 

The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)

Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"

Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"

desk water by Cucurigu75 March 2, 2023

Desk pop 

Accidentally firing your weapon in a video game / giving away your position to the other team. It’s a reference to a scene from “The Other Guys” when Will Ferrell fires his pistol into the ceiling of his office.

I pulled a desk pop while looting.

Desk pop by Scuzzle Buddy October 15, 2018

Desk Deuce 

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

Desk Deuce by LivefromNY August 27, 2009

Desk Shitter

A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.

Heather became a desk shitter the day she quit her job and shat on her coworker's desk.

Desk Shitter by Deskshitter July 6, 2010

Desk Face 

The red lines that form on your face when sleeping in class

Mark got desk face when sleeping in physics class.

Desk Face by saltycod October 18, 2010

Desk Lugered

The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.

Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"

Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"

Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."

Rick: "Awww......"

Desk Lugered by Tinman762 October 8, 2011

Desk messaging 

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!

Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.

Desk messaging by JustxKidding October 2, 2009