The water on your desk that accumulates from the condensation produced by breathing out while sleeping on it.
(typically around where your head is)
(typically around where your head is)
Brad: (shakes Drew) "Yo, get up. Class is over man."
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
Drew: (yawns and gets up from desk) "Oh, shit."
Brad: (looking at the water where his head was)"Yo what the fuck is that?"
Drew: "Aw that's just my desk water."
Brad: "The fuck?"
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After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.
by LivefromNY August 27, 2009
Get the Desk Deuce mug.A person that shits on someone's desk. Typically, as the last straw in a fight . Not a habitual action.
by Deskshitter July 6, 2010
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Get the Desk Face mug.The act of lying about finding a prized/rare/expensive object in a cheap piece of furniture/happenstance occurance.
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Phrase comes from the popular "I bought a desk at a yard sale, and when I got home, there was a Luger in the drawer!"
Rick: "Hey, did you hear how Justin found thirty bucks in that old book he bought?"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
Tom: "You just got Desk Lugered, pal. There was no money."
Rick: "Awww......"
by Tinman762 October 8, 2011
Get the Desk Lugered mug.When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.
Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
by JustxKidding October 2, 2009
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