Pulling a DeSantis

Pulling a Desantis is when someone commits a heinous act without warning.

Usually when pulling a DeSantis basic human rights are infringed upon.

Refers to the Governor of Florida, Ron DeSantis, and all the horrific shit he does.

Person 1: You hear about Hawley?

Person 2: Yeah she’s pulling a DeSantis, this time with Mifepristone!

by RiRi the Roach May 9, 2023

Deshantay

Unique and Gentle Person But can be very mean and rowdy at times.

Deshantay Was Nice But Also Rowdy Today.

by Tayy03 July 30, 2017

Desantis

A person or thing that is compelled to create unnecessary problems where they don't exist.

"Whenever things got too comfortable my boyfriend would start desantizing everything, so I had to dump him."

Mike began to pick his team, careful to avoid any slackers, backstabbers, or desantists.

by Distracted1 April 30, 2023

person of maori descent

A person of Maori descent is an ethnicity that is indigenous to Aotearoa (New Zealand).

Maori are also known as Tangata Whenua (people of the land)

Example for a person of Maori descent having a conversation...

Maori: Hey my Pakeha (european) bro, who was the first person to discover NZ?
Pakeha: Abel Tasman
Maori: True bro. So howcome he never set foot on Aotearoa?
Pakeha: (researches that Abel Tasmans ship was attacked at sea by Maori warriors when he got too close to Aotearoa) Ummmm.....

by Arihana The Great November 14, 2013

Amnesia Dark Descent

Amnesia: The Dark Descent (Also known as "That game pewdiepie plays") is an over exaggerated overrated nonscary game where you have to get an orb or kill alexander or some shit no one cares about
The only scary parts were the torch turning on and the brass bull (Probably just me. I had to pause for an hour because i imagined what it would be like in one of those things)

Pewdiepie buttbuddy:OMG DID YOU SEE PEWDIEPIES NEW AMNESIA DARK DESCENT VIDEO ITS SOOO SCARY OMG PEWDIEPIE IS THE BEST
Normal person:Shut up you autistic fuck

by jjr51802 November 6, 2013

DeSantis Derangement Syndrome

An irrational obsession with Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, who is wildly popular with his state, and who is growing in popularity with conservatives and libertarians. As he is seen to be a potential presidential candidate in 2024, he immediate came under attack in 2021 following Biden’s election and quick decline in popularity. The same media players who obsessively committed to biased or even dishonest reporting on former President Donald Trump have quickly refocused their attention on the Governor of Florida in an effort to damage his reputation more than three full years before the next presidential election. Many of the same people who previously could not have even named a single Governor in America besides their own now suddenly are obsessed with discrediting DeSantis- exactly the same liberal base that suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome, and focused obsessively on Donald Trump. In psychiatric terms, this fixation would normally be diagnosed as obsessive-compulsive disorder. Believing any and all claims that perpetuate this obsession is a reflection of the confirmation bias now intrinsic to the social media hive mind. DDS will only intensify until either he is successfully discredited, or it backfires and propels him to the forefront of the presidential race, where all of the free attention he has gotten for four years will possibly position his as a conservative hero and simultaneously expose and magnify the bias and blatant dishonesty of the media.

“CNN has been running non-stop stories shamelessly attacking Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, they are clearly developing a terrible case of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome.”

“All of my friends on social media who used to have TDS, now have DeSantis Derangement Syndrome instead, it’s really sad to see that become their whole personality.”

by Thinkforyourselfresistbigtech September 6, 2021

cave descent

The cave descent is a penetrative sexual act created by a guy henceforth known as the "Freddybater". It is most often performed by a man on a woman allthough various permetations are certainly possible (allthough it is strictly only a cave descent if the partner to be pentetrated is female, if the penetrated partner is, in fact, male or even a female wanting it up the anus then the act is officially known as potholing as specified by the "Freddybater") In a cave descent (or whilst pot holing) plastic figurines, most often toy soldiers, are inserted into the receptical orifice (be it anus or vagina) and are then removed by use of strings attached to the figurines. This practice is similar to downslope climbers who climb down into deep caverns (in this case the receptical orifice) and are then winched out on large ropes. This lends the sexual act it's name and provided the inspiration to the Freddybater. Parties interested in bizare sexual activities may like to also see oil rig rescue a sexual game for 5 people, potholing and scat.

M: "hey baby wanna' come back to mine for a cave descent"

F: "A cave descent? Whats that?"

M: "It's when i spread your legs and insert toy soldiers in your cunt - then get them out using only a piece of string."

F: "Ooh! I can't wait baby! Can we use an action man because I'm kinda loose?"

M: "Sure baby!"

by FriendOfFreddybater August 26, 2005