Whirling Dervish

When some of the contents of an over-powerful self-flushing toilet are projected up and onto you while you are still sitting on it.

That was the best dump ever until I leaned forward to pick something up and that damn jet-powered toilet gave me a wicked whirling dervish!

by ppsseeuuddoonnaammee March 3, 2011

Derris

also known as a shiroi. He is a pokemans with the power to use scary face and it is always super effective! He is simultaneously the one and only existing human that is also an element. He is a noble gas with the atomic number of 938743897837147391. When he walks into a room the earth explodes into smiley faces.

Derris used scary face. It was super effective!

I can't find Derris on my periodic table.
Derris just made the world explode by walking into the room.

by Trajedie September 9, 2010

derbish

Combination of debris and rubbish.

Should we clean up all this derbish?

by nebzil July 8, 2011

derison

A stupid goof, a mistake that shouldn't have happened and should never happen again, derived from a misspelling of derision

Man that kid can't spell derision, he's a real derison

by McDerison October 17, 2017

Derissa

Derissa is a strong ,hardworking young lady. She is very independent.and always out for trouble .she spends most of her time taking pictures because she is photogenic .derissa is a one of ah kinda name..hardly anyone out the has the name derissa .derissa is a very talent young lady and takes no word from anyone. Derissa is ah one of a kind🎊

Derissa:"I dont care about what you say.because your not god "!

by Brianna Williams May 26, 2019

Whirling Dervish

The process by which a man, having stimulated himself to a degree great enough to have obtained a boner, just at the point that his beloved crouches down to suckle upon his manhood, spins around so that his phallous collides verily with her cheek and allows him to fart on her face.

Deidre: What's that black about, Elizabeth?

Elizabeth: A Whirling Dervish from Reginald.

Deidre: Oh, Is that why your face smells?

Elizabeth: No.

by 535 March 7, 2011

dervish

to dervish - to commit a blatant error, to make a very bad decision

It should have been obvious that this name doesn't go with Star Trek canon - looks like the devs dervished again.

by Marec January 10, 2010