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Denmarkism

Denmarkism is a religion based on the anime Hetalia. Denmarkists worship the character Denmark. Similar to Doitsuists, Denmarkists reject the ways of The Eyebrowed One.
Convert to Denmarkism or something idk
by eggwastaken January 23, 2021
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denmark 13

When a kid from south Boston wants to move into the suburbs but his portfolio crashes and forces him to drink Tito’s and lemonade.
Man... Conor took a Denmark 13 in the ass the other day.
by R Kerr F May 27, 2020
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Denmark

A country that doesn't exist
Aliens are just like Denmark, they don't exist.
by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020
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Denmark

5. Reasons why... You should go to Denmark
1. Lego! Yeah that’s true Lego is from Denmark they have Lego land, and Lego means “Leg godt/play well”
2. Women! Tall blonde/brown haired girls is overall and under 10% of Danes is over weight
3. Hygge! Hygge is the feeling you get when you are cozy and having a good time with friends and family Danes is experts in this
4. Vikings! Just why not?
5. Language! Some of the word Danes say may sound English, and actually it’s because of the Viking that invaded Britain so word like egg/æg, window/vindue and salad/salat sounds the exact same
by The.dane November 19, 2017
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Denmark

The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
by Sigvald the Dane January 15, 2019
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Denmark

Fictional country in Europe that does not exist.
"Bo, you fucking idiot, Denmark doesn't exist!
by Misty Alien January 24, 2020
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