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Dementiac

Describing someone who has symptoms of dementia such as difficulty with many areas of mental function.
Hey bro, you are being mad dementiac!
by Rasta Monsta September 2, 2011
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Dementia.

Person 1: " I have dementia."
Person 2: "Wow that sucks! How did you find out?"
Person 1: "I just got told by my doctor, dumbass."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, anything else you want to tell me?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you I had dementia."
by OctopusProbably March 23, 2022
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van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet
by luvaas brad December 19, 2008
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Poop Dementia

a type of dementia that occurs when one holds a poop in for too long and develops a very shitty attitude
Bus Driver- "everyone shit out your Taco Bell now we have an 8 hour bus ride ahead of us and i dont want anyone developing poop dementia on my bus"
by Mr.Ham November 25, 2010
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kickin' like Van Damme

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.
Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.
by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017
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demented

The word means mentally deranged, but so far nobody has mentioned how "demented" can be stretched, ironically, to include clownish, wacky etc. Just the thing for the Urban Dictionary!
"That Debussy Sarabande analysis video is totally demented."
"Nonsense rhyme is so demented."
"The Beatles song "I Am The Walrus" is totally demented."
by anassdickcomesoutfrombehind February 23, 2017
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blackberry dementia

When you check your Blackberry constantly because you swear the "Notification" light was flashing, only to learn that it wasn't.
Jake: Damn, why are you always checking your Blackberry at work?

Derek: I don't know. Sometimes, I swear the light is flashing. But most times, it is not. I definitely have Blackberry dementia.

Jake: Why don't you just wait and see if the light flashes again?

Derek: Why? Fuck you! That's why.
by Still Stan March 9, 2009
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