Dilated & Crowning

When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.

Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"

by see_weed November 28, 2014

the delayed comeback

your Reply to someones insult directed towards you that took weeks for you to come up with using OLD information that nobody gives a shit about but your pathetic self. thinking your weak comeback was effective because it took alot of effort, time and words to show how determined and bothered you were was pretty entertaining.

Nice delayed come back essay. You were holding that in all this time? didn't that happen months ago? and you remembered it all this time even though it's been gone for a few weeks now and you're just now bringing it up? The delayed comeback is a sign of mental illness problems you should go get checked out.

by IMgladURmad patheticleez bro August 5, 2010

delayed reaction

When someone makes a reaction that is delayed. Obviously. This happens by means of mental illness or just stupidity.

Dude1: Haha, you suck.
Dude2: (*smacks Dude1*)

((two minutes later))

Dude1: ...hey that hurt!

by Chelsie Strode November 11, 2004

deleted

to beat someone at something, completely embarrassing them in the process

did you see theo walcott last night? mate, the liverpool defence got deleted!!!!!

by dangerman123 April 9, 2008

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An auto-replacement for a message than an idiot wrote in an online forum, public or private, that was either so offensive, so irrelevant, so non-sensical or so off-topic that it was erased. In other words, you're not missing anything when you see this.

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by AllegraD- July 8, 2005

deleted boy

A man that does not grow up until he is in his mid forties and realizes all his boy hood friends have families and jobs. He finally has to delete the boy section in his brain. Some of them never do it.

I love him but but he never once gave me the security I needed, he is one of many deleted boys in my life.

by Tallfire July 19, 2016

delayed shatification

The ability to delay the gratification of taking a s&*t until you can get home and use your own toilet.

George Costanza understood the benefits of delayed shatification.

by Ae5Ea8 October 30, 2016