Sandwich Defense

Placing a sandwich or other piece of large food in one's mouth to block undesired advances by an interested guy or girl

He was coming at me with determination, so I used the sandwich defense to block his attempt to make out

by Hmmmmmmmmm12345 June 16, 2010

Lint defence

Having a very small amount of troops which will lead to certain defeat.

It was a cake walk. I stomped all over him with his Lint defence.

by iw80 May 13, 2010

National Defense Authorization Act 2012

The government's way of saying "Fuck you!" to the Fourth Amendment.

Government: Hey, Fourth Amendment!

Fourth Amendment: What?

Government: I National Defense Authorization Act 2012'd your mom!

by T0mServ0 January 17, 2012

Dead Parrot Defense

When a lie or excuses is so blatantly ridiculous and unbelievable, the defendant has no choice but to stick to his/her absurd defense, disregarding all possible logic/laws of physics/obvious contradictions. Taken from the Monty Python dead parrot sketch in which a shop owner insists a clearly dead parrot is alive.

Tim got caught cheating on his girlfriend, but stuck to a dead parrot defense of she was an out of work actress and he was helping her with simulated sex scenes

by ArfNarfBarf August 5, 2010

The Cleavage Defence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk and towers above her for no apparent reason.

She deftly places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk neatly blocking all attempts to 'View the Valley' with the strategicaly placed forearm.

It is a position that can be strongly defended for hours especially when used in conjunction with a swivel chair.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Offence.

Guy 1: "Aww, Maaan! Have you seen the new girl on reception? The most amazing frontage you ever man!!"
Guy 2: "Jeez! No dude. She totally flawed me with The Cleavage Defence."
Guy 1: "Yeah, she's a professional man."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

defensive drinking

proactively drinking the premium beer, wine or alcohol so as to prevent others from consuming it

Tim engaged in some defensive drinking when he realized his buddies were consuming the good stuff.

by Allen Towne April 4, 2009

Defenestrated

To have thrown something or someone out or through a window.

The evil stepmother was angry with me, so she defenestrated my boyfriend.

by KlassyKlicker October 10, 2010