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desperate

1. feeling or showing a hopeless sense that a situation is so bad as to be impossible to deal with.
2 (of a person) having a great need or desire for something.
Tom is such a desperate f***, literally trying to bang everything that moves.
by The1337kidofCrawley January 6, 2017
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Desperate

When you want a hoodie or cuddles, but you look like too much of a rat to even get a boyfriend.
Shalissa: Omg I'm so desperate
Bobert: Omg same gurl
by uh oh stinky monkey November 2, 2019
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desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.
Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!
by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010
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Derpersayo

an account made solely for the purpose of owning the terrible that guy sebi
p1: "have you seen that derpersayo guy? he totally fucking rekt that guy sebi"
p2: "Slap My Ass"
by logitechmouse August 17, 2018
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Desperation Cheating

1. Cheating inbrought via desperation.
2. Cheating inbrought by a feeling of despair. Where the player or person believes there are in or objectively is in a situation so bad as to be impossible to deal with without cheating.

3. When a male has such significant "blue balls" that he cheats on his partner.
4. When a person goes without booty,beaver, or PP for so long that they cheat on their partner.
5. It is the adulterous response, to when a person goes without sexual relations with their significant other that they're in a commuted relationship with for a long time that they feel the need to cheat on them.
Adreen normally doesn't cheat in everyday life, but often enters an obvious desperation cheating mode whenever she's about to lose a tabletop game.
by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020
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desperate for that coin

being really desperate for something, usually money. like showing up at work right when your paycheque is ready.
you can’t hang with us cuz you have to work?? damn bitch you’re desperate for that coin.
by knappers May 28, 2023
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desperatiff

Its a special phase in human life when its better just to shoot yourself in the head, than to cope with all the problems. When you think you are alone and have nowhere to turn to, so you crossing the limits to make your life seem less desperate.
He is a desperatiff, because he knows the autobiography of all the security guards in his building.
by yanatti February 14, 2010
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