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Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron April 3, 2011
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til debt do us part

this is the new slogan for mariage.
the couple said til death do us part, but in actuality it will be more like til debt do us part.
by $nowman'$exy April 8, 2010
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marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.
"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."
by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008
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plastic debt rectangle

A piece of plastic where your debt is stored
Should’ve replacedcredit card” with “plastic debt rectangle
by sayerseswq September 18, 2020
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father knows debt

Your father after all four of his kids attend college! In debt to his eyes after student loans...
~Also the name of a viral episode from the viral tv show by TLC called Extreme Cheapskates...
Poor Kelsy, her dad has five kids and they all just graduated last week. Her father knows debt!
by honeydrop May 6, 2019
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Application for Debt

An of offer of credit from a financial institution.
Wife: What did we get in the mail today?
Husband: Just an Application for Debt.
by Komic Kaze May 20, 2008
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sleep debt

Something you accumulate whenever you don't sleep an adequate amount on a given night. In the ghetto they call it "slizzeep to da dizzebt".
If sleep debt was dollars, yo' mama would be a rich bitch.
by Nick D March 17, 2003
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