(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008
Get the Direct Deposit mug.Dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. Also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one's finger.
A: "I have been feeling very feint lately."
B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."
A: "But I am afraid of needles."
B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."
B: "Maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test."
A: "But I am afraid of needles."
B: "Then get a dextrosity check, you pussy."
by minagica April 28, 2011
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At first, she was like, is that all you got???? ...until I deposited one in the centerfield bleachers.
by phaeidaeux October 28, 2012
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Mike: there's no more fucking pizza *sighs*
Jon: Bro stop being a fat Deprosious sack of Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite!
Mike: there's no more fucking pizza *sighs*
Jon: Bro stop being a fat Deprosious sack of Yankee Dankee Doodle Shite!
by Rebbs-Smoker July 28, 2017
Get the Deprosious mug.A form of extreme depression that is expressed through a melodic manner similar to the "song" Despacito. Those affected will make fun of it as they get closer and closer to the pitch blackness of the void.
-Bro, are you ok? You don't seem so well...
-Welp, I got Depresito! Get it?! De-pre-sito?! HAHAHAHAheheahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (laughter turning into a burst of crying, then into a scream aimed towards the bastard god that put him in that miserable world)
-Welp, I got Depresito! Get it?! De-pre-sito?! HAHAHAHAheheahaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. (laughter turning into a burst of crying, then into a scream aimed towards the bastard god that put him in that miserable world)
by Reality fabric handler March 12, 2019
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
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Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later
spank bank flick the bean
by Qbaybay October 11, 2013
Get the closet deposit mug.When you take two rolls of quarters, shove ‘em in a condom, and stick it way up her ass. (Lube is not recommended)
Person 1:”Have you tried the Anal depository?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”
Person 2: “Oh yeah totally, I made a short term investment!”
by WH262 March 1, 2018
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