Dashboard Confessional

A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.

by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 28, 2007

Dashboard Diner

Simply, eating a meal in an automobile.

"We stopped at the Mickey D's, got some bags of greasy goodness, and ate at the dashboard diner instead of eating in."

by bullshitArtist April 21, 2009

Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

by Merlin122 October 23, 2004

dashboard confessional

SHIT. their lyrics suck. Jesus, I feel gay just thinking about them.

Gay guy: listen to this DC cd
regular guy: sure buddy
gay guy: isn't this great
regular guy: ...*gurgling
The regular guy dies because of massive blood loss from the ears.

by Erasmus March 27, 2005

dashboard confessional

Emo? You people really have no idea what you are talking about. This shitty band is not emo. In fact emo doesnt even really exist.

Person One: "Hey do you like emo?"
Person Two: "I hate you."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

dashboard confessional

very cool until the establishment turned them into merchandise.

Pillow cases adorned with C.C.'s face, embroidered DC wallets, and other such nonsense.

by akk November 27, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

An emo band which is largely listened to by spoiled rich kids who live very pampered lives, in the hopes that it makes them appear to be deep and thoughtful. Also, it turns guys into large vaginas, due to their liking it to impress their girlfriends.

Dashboard Confessionals suck, do you really need an example?

by Someone who likes good music July 3, 2006