Danked it

Danked it: To smear shit all over

Hey Johnny! I just danked it all over the place...Mom is going to be pissed!

by WilliamDonaloe October 31, 2009

dangled

1) when one tricks someone into thinking the opposite
2) what Gag is not.

"man, we ran out of gas, you're going to have to walk home"
"are YOU SERIOUS!!"
"no......DANGLED"

by gggggges May 19, 2009

danklen

a rat tail on the back of the human head

mike, pull my danklen out of your ass

by clitchodus May 14, 2003

Dangledeck

Used by wiggers wanting a race change

The rapper big whyte often says, "I'm smoking crack, sniffing coke, and gonna get me some dangledeck." Then everyone goes "Ooooo! It ain't Easter boi!"

by Mr. Peabody May 13, 2005

Get Danked

To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or damp. If you get danked, I assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.

Brendan: Dude, you're such an idiot for thinking Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.

Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?! SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.

by defmasta232 October 29, 2014

bit the dangled carrot

Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.

I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"

by RipperCLT February 21, 2014

danked

v.t.- from dank, to make up a definition of something on a website to get attention.

Johnny did someting stupid on a website's forum so his name got danked.

by Roscoe P Coltrane April 29, 2005