defmasta232's definitions

Get Danked

To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or damp. If you get danked, I assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.

Brendan: Dude, you're such an idiot for thinking Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.

Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?! SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.

by defmasta232 October 29, 2014

Dead joke

When a joke is over-used and becomes "dead". It was funny at first, but now it's fucking annoying.

Travis: So I was on top of the mountain yesterday....
Jacob: Your mom was on top of me yesterday!
Travis and others: Hahahahahahaha!!
Travis: Anyway, in the car...
Jacob: Your mom was in the car!
Travis and others: Dead joke bro. Shut up.

by defmasta232 August 29, 2010

Stay off the fuckin flowers

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

pH10

The hipster-chemist way to say basic, for those really cool hipster-chemist kids.
Derived from the pH scale, where '10' is the most basic

Guy: Girl, you a ten!
Basic Girl: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <3<3<3 Than...
Guy: ON THE pH SCALE! You BASIC.

Hipster-Chemist: Wow, that chick is a definite pH10 beezy.
Normal Guy: Um... Wtf are you saying?
Hipster-Chemist: I knew you wouldn't get it. You're too pH10.

by defmasta232 October 30, 2014