driving the bus

Holding onto the toilet bowl while vomiting. Also known as "driving the porcelain bus".

Ernie ended up driving the bus at the keg party. I drove the porcelain bus all night.

by garb agio September 20, 2005

driving to school

to masturbate quickly

person #1: whatsup
person #2: not much, drove to school last night.

by B December 12, 2006

driving range

Where one goes to crush golf balls off a tee on a fenced in range while imagining the face of their boss on the golf ball.

I go to the driving range when my supervisor pisses me off.

by whitemale_98 January 6, 2005

Driving Adventure

No words can adequately describe this amazing transition into the world of the unknown. Basically, it goes back in time to when one could drive places just for fun and not worry. It's to drive to various unknown locations and possibly get lost for fun.

Dude: "I live in the suburbs and I'm so bored, what should I do?"
Other Dude: "Dude, let's go on a driving adventure, I saw this road I've never driven on and we might get lost."
Dude: "That's freaking legit, I'm down."

by Sake酒 March 13, 2009

Driving the Subaru

Someone who is not drinking due to the antibiotics they are taking because of a sexual transmitted infection (or an STI...which is also a Subaru model).

"Why didn't you get that girl's number?"

"She's drinking a club soda and doesn't have a car, so she's probably driving the Subaru".

or

"I saw the doctor about that itch, looks like I'll be driving the Subaru for a few weeks"

by johndoeaa July 21, 2009

Driving Stick

A handjob that occurs while driving a vehicle

"Even with an automatic transmission Jacob still enjoyed driving stick"

by lordjubs January 2, 2017

driving the bus

Vomiting while kneeling and holding onto the rim of the toilet. So called because it resembles grasping the large horizontal steering wheel of a bus.

Last night after eight beers and an Irish coffee I spent an hour in the bathroom driving the bus.

by Albin Pahernik September 20, 2005