Dicktionary

Dicktionary
A large book containing 99.999% cocks, and 0.001% word. Mainly just cocks.

Person 1: Where's my dicktionary?
Person 2: Okay, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

by WhyMath_BecauseSCH00L December 7, 2021

dicktionary

A Whores dick count

hoe numba 1: dude istfg i got enough dicks in my lige more than sonic the hedgehog ever collected rings
frien numba 2: make a dicktionary atp

by hellopusssy March 4, 2023

DICKTIONARY

A collection of words that list a species of people that intentionally hurt others and explain pristine ways to help you gracefully refrain from throwing hands at a bitch.

Every time a dick evolves and shows me a new flavor of disrespect, I add them to my DICKTIONARY.

by Noth3r2 February 15, 2026

Dicktionary

A book filled with a list of names of locals(every town has a diffrent dicktionary, and cities have multiple divided by area)and sizes of their, well, dicks, and are often accompanied by a description of them during sex. The tradition started with a Romanian whore who slept with everyone in her village, and wrote about it.

Here is an example entry:
"John Exampleson - 30cm
Has a lot of stamina, goes really fast."

"Me and Alex are planning to get spicy tommorow, i need to go check the dicktionary

by Idiotfuckshit August 15, 2025

Urban Dicktionary

What urban dictionary should be renamed to, as most of the site's definitions directly pertain to or allude to sexual affairs.

My parents never gave me a talk about the birds and the bees, so I went on urbandictionary.com instead.

by Katsu March 25, 2005

Urpun Dicktionary

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.

Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.

by Christopholis February 8, 2008

Urban Dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words

1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020