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damnit johny

While taking a shit, a damnit johny is when you push out half the shit, but you cant push out the rest. And a little piece gets stuck on the threshold of your anus and you feel it in there all day until you have to shit again.
Last week, I went to take a shit, bit I had a damnit johny, and it was terrible.
by UltraThikc June 27, 2014
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damnitava

guy 1: do you follow damnitava on instagram?
guy 2: no lol
by scoopedmelon April 25, 2020
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Damnitity

Damnitity is a measurement of how much of a damn problem something is, or of its "damned" power.
"The damnitity of this house gets worse every day."
by PestilencePuppet February 19, 2004
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damnitwear

The best fuckin' shirts ever. Not for the sissy bible thumping "moral majority". Put on your damnitwear if you want to boast thought provoking yet offensive fashions. Although elusive, damnitwear is popular amongst some underground free-spirited and intelligent anti-social groups. damnitwear has been banned by public school administrations in the MidWest, USA and now makes its corporate home in Tampa, FL.
It's not just a T-shirt, it is damnitwear!
by damnitjames February 2, 2010
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damnit liv

In the South West of England, the phrase "Damnit Liv" grew in popularity in early 2007 as a term of intense frustration or to express extreme anger at a situation that presents itself, this colloquial use of the phrase gained such popularity it has been listed in slang dictionaries1 and printed on t-shirts to express continual ironic damnation of a situation.
#you get to the bus stop to see the last bus leaving# DAMNIT LIV
by russelcup February 3, 2010
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God damnit Phillip

When someone refuses to learn the correct way to do things. Continuing to drive the train into the fucking ground. Worst type of co-worker.
by Oddjobrobbytob June 22, 2018
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God damnit anyway

What Minnesotan's say when they are very upset.
God Damnit anyway Kayleigh, you can't leave your gum on the damn sidewalk.
by Becca the Beautiful Brunette February 10, 2010
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