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Coon's Age

"I ain't got laid in a coon's age."
by SpeedoMask April 13, 2004
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coon can

a can of beer or malt liquor in the 16 to 24 oz range. sold single in ghetto liquor stores, or for that matter most liquor stores in general. favored by blacks and white trash as it is usally all they can afford.
man, issac is on his 3rd coon can of steel reserve. he really loves that shit!!!
by california uber allies March 13, 2010
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coon chariot

A vehicle used by abo's to get from their dilapidated government housing to the nearest servo so they can attempt to steal some petrol to chrome on. Usually takes the form of an old Ford Falcon or equally worthless car. Coon chariots often have many home made attachments which are thort to add value to a already worthless piece of shit.
White man 1: Oi u see those abos overe there. Prolly looking for some young kids to rape in the back of their coon chariot.
White man 2: Nah mate its friday, they are on the way to the dole office then onto the bottolo to get some abo's handbags.
White man 1: Why dont u fuck off back to your humpy ya fuckin coon.
Abo: Fuck you brada, ima go chrome on petrol while my father rapes my daughter.
by bazzaa August 6, 2007
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Call the Coon

Another way of saying "call the african american gentleman who delivers marijuana". Often shouted at the realisation that one has ran out of weed.
1: Give me weed!
2: I have none you fgt
1: Well then, you know what needs to be done....
2: Call the Coon!
by xXxswagmaster42069xXx May 8, 2017
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Discolored coon

The normal term “coon” that is used to put black people down but instead of this meaning being directed toward black people it is directed towards white people since they lack pigmentation in their skin which is why they would be considered discolored.
Why is that discolored coon tryna mess with Dontai.
by YRG-Grands May 3, 2021
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The Coon and Friends

The coon is a super hero Eric Cartman from south Park,
The friends include Mysterion (Kenny McCormick), Toolshed (Stan Marsh), Iron Maiden (Timmy), TupperWare (Token Black), Mosquito (Clyde), Mintberry Crunch (Bradley), and Human Kite (Kyle Broflovski)
They are trying to save the world from BP oil who keeps drilling holes in the wrong spot.
Women: Somebody help Helpp!

Police: Mam The coon and friends are on the way.
Women: Thank good!
The Coon: It is i the coon,... nd friends.
by KAA.kaa November 16, 2010
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Coon

A black guy who worships white girls and does not like his own race. A black guy who doesn't/barely claims being black
"Look at that fine dark skin over there"

"Girl no, he's a coon"

"Oh never mind then"
by Alwaysreal000 December 14, 2014
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