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catalyst

Someone who changes stuff
brings stuff on
starts stuff...
someone kewl!!
like me!
catalyst: i change stuff for the better
kid: yeahhh...
by Emotionless Freak June 22, 2006
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catalyst

A race of highly evolved pseudo-asians characterized primarily by their powerful intellects, quick reflexes, quicker wits, and inability to repay debts.
That catalyst is one cool mother fucker, just don't loan him any benjamins.
by Jewmanji October 17, 2003
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Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

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Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.
Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.
by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012
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Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic
Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!
by Texan Tile November 10, 2010
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cuntblasting

Where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word "cunt" but generally follow a specific theme. This must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. One text per person is all that is needed. Nobody cares if you have more "good ones." Save it for next time.

The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
We're cuntblasting grandma with Disney movie titles, I'm going with either "The Jungle Cunt." You should definitely go with "The Little Mercunt" or "A Cunt's Life"
by jschmoe July 4, 2011
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Cum Catalyst

Someone (or thing) you think of while having sex with your partner to help you climax faster.
I used my dog as a cum catalyst and I finished in an instant!
by Garyikea October 12, 2017
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Chris Catalyst

He’s that one bald guy and he has some pretty good songs.
“This song is great! Who made it?”
“It’s by Chris Catalyst.”
“Oh the bald guy?”
by pastaboi38 January 8, 2023
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