crater-faced cunt

Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.

Zeke: I had to work through my lunch hour because Betsy thinks I came in an hour late.

Clem: Crater-faced cunt.

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.

"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"

by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008

Gypsy-faced cunt

Someone who has the facial features of a gypsy, other 'carney folk' or travelling nomad. This may be due to having eyes close together, or dark skin due to working around diesel fair-ride generators. They may also have small hands.

"Put the cheese down, you gypsy-faced cunt!"

by Beer Sponge March 12, 2003

Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

Faceless Cunt

A person who could well be mentally fucked in the head, or perhaps high of weed.

Guy1:"Baha jesus you Faceless cunt get a job"

by The Mentally Destroyed Asian October 17, 2008

Boob Faced Cunt

A cunt with the face of boobs.

Sarah Jessica Parker. Boob faced cunt. nuff said.

by A Giant Dickwang July 17, 2011

cuntfaceshitmaster

A derogatory term used to describe an individual particularly prone to displaying annoying or irritating tendencies, including those who are otherwise contemptible for any other reason.

Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

by 2ndEarlofRochester October 24, 2011