Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.

Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!

by MEGA FAIL OWNAGE CRYSIS TARD June 22, 2011

crying thick

sobbing so much that thick rivers of tears flow down your cheeks

she's laughing so hard she started crying thick.

after her mother died she started to cry thick.

by Murdoc Stryker February 8, 2012

Crying wolf in the zoo

Stating the obvious, especially while thinking you made a great observation.

-May I have your phone? Can't find mine
-Oh, so try calling it
-Yes, good idea. May I have your phone?
-So you can call... I'm crying wolf in the zoo again, right?

by e-shy May 13, 2017

Crying

the sound people make when they realise its Monday.

this morning I was crying because now I have to use my alarm.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Crying Mamas cult

We love our all mighty lord Mamas who likes to cry. 🛐🙏
They make us so happy that we stick marbles up our noses and open our legs wide up for them.

I am apart of the crying Mamas cult.

by Mamas lover February 10, 2021

crying session

a section of your day, preferably scheduled, that is reserved specifically for bawling your eyes out until you can’t feel anymore. my favorite part of the day.

“sorry, i can’t hang out tonight. i have a crying session at 7.”

by sadpill April 5, 2021

Crying session 😢

Basically, a crying session 😢 is somthing I have to do way to much to make sure I don’t explode. My friends are worried. I put on my songs to cry to playlist and eat litterly a whole gallon of ice cream then crap a whole ton the next day. The point is, depression sucks. And it’s not cool. 😔

Ayo Bessie… IMa go have a crying session 😢

by thisiswhomadethis <3 September 19, 2021