Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.

Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..

by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

Crusty Muffin

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

by The PGP January 18, 2010

crusty pustule

A person that is so horrific looking that no matter how shit-faced drunk you are at the end of the night you would never go home with them no matter what.

Oh God, look at that crusty pustule at the end of the bar, he/she had better not even try to talk to me.

by rommate s dirty girl January 11, 2010

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016

crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty

"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"

by RawR425 March 23, 2017

Crustus

A kid that smells like ham and probably takes spanish

Joe:Have you seen that crustus around?
Gilbert:No, I think he’s in my spanish class though

by Makecrustusaviralword November 29, 2019

crusty busty and lusty

the second best emotion in the world after bonealicious. it is similar to being a flea and having pride in living on a particularly juicy rat. in that same sense you have pride in yourself despite your flaws.

“how are you?”
“oh, i’m crusty busty and lusty 🤪😚🤩”

by toe_sucking_jesus January 10, 2021