clobber down

When a girl gives you some wicked ass head.

Me: “Jenny really clobbered down on me last night, my shit spit all over the ceiling”

Friend: “Damn tell shawty to clobber down on ya mans too”

Me: “Yeah bro, that shit was bussin”

Friend: “She must really know how to push some wigs back”

by Bobbin and Clobbin September 11, 2021

clobber passage

A passage of the bible people will cite or mention to condemn homosexuality, specifically being gay. The most well known example is Leviticus 18:22.

“Clobber passages? How about I clobber your head in?”

by arc-zen July 6, 2023

Skip cribber

The kind of person who does no work and yet cribs when someonelse neglects their duty.

Arty is such a Skip cribber. He never does his work, but whines when i don't.

by zaduz December 7, 2007

Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

shmeat clobber

an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.

Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!

by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022

Coco the clobber

Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x

"hey, guess who I just saw!"
"Omg who"
"Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"

by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023

clobbersaurus

Rightfielder for the Chicago Cubs, 1992-present.

...and Clobbersaurus goes down swinging. That will bring up Lee...

by dblah September 30, 2004