a.j. crowley

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Three Xs and a skull and crossbones

1) Three Xs and a skull and crossbones — the description of a person, event, timing, or situation that is absolute toxic. This can be spoken or typed as the following emoji: “XXX☠️”

2) Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, you can date her / him if you want to. She’s / he’s hard on a lover — three X’s and a skull and crossbones. You’ll be lucky if you escape with your nuts / uterus!!!!!!!!

Letting an Amazon warehouse into your community is three Xs and a skull and crossbones for local small businesses. The work conditions are oppressive and after they are established themselves and their market; they replace as many workers as possible with automation.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

Jane Crow

Jane Crow — The outrageous notion that in half of the states of these United (?) States, a woman doesn’t have sovereignty over her female human body by law. In some states bounties are offered for information on women, doctors, and the loved ones who would aid and abet them in providing, soliciting, or seeking reproductive care culminating in an abortion.

Jane Crow is the new Jim Crow; and, Jim Crow is a resurrected vampire that needs a Van Helsing.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 7, 2023

make your babies crosseyed

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

Crown Rap

Crown Rap is a musical movement based around transferring knowledge and value to the listener through rap/hip hop.
The term was popularised by Australian Crown Emcee hellboy707.
Other notable Crown rappers are: Nipsey Hussle, Kerser and Akala.

"Crown Rap goes hard, I love that shit"
"You ain't done the work to be spitting Crown Rap bro"

by OzrapcultureOz May 29, 2020

crochet

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Brown Cross

A noble international charity organization you can call when you feel you gotta attend the call of nature but there is no toilet anywhere in sight.
Like the red cross sends an ambulance, the brown cross sends a truck with a toilet cabin.

Oh no, this man is about to shit himself! Someone call the brown cross!

by le alvin May 4, 2022