crib-it

When your child is ready to leave a restaurant and go home.

Mom let’s Crib-it.

by #3son August 13, 2019

Crib Creps

Does what it says on the tin really. creps (shoes) for your crib (house). so slippers.

Me: MA! check out dese new crib creps i just bagged down the primark. got all soft fluff on em en all!

by Wagwan dickhead January 20, 2021

Crib Bumper

Someone who comes over to your house just for sex (and possibly weed), then leaves.

"Sorry I didn't answer your text, had a crib bumper over for a couple hours."

by sinna lol April 21, 2021

crib rat

a person that likes to stay at the crib

Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.

by Baljeettt May 23, 2022

crib rat

a person likes to stay at the crib

Alexis: Down to hangout?
Damian: Nah ima be a crib rat.

by Baljeettt May 23, 2022

Crib rot

The smell of a baby that has been in its crib for too long without being bathed.

Omg when was the last time that baby has been bathed, it smells like crib rot.

by douche-bag 00892 February 7, 2010

crib dick

when someone who is falling short in length makes up a lie about why their dick is small. their reason is when they were a baby, they tried to escape from their crib, and their dick got caught on a part of the crib, ripping a piece off and making it shorter.

steve has crib dick.

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008