by ThatOneHuman125k June 29, 2016
Get the Caputus Crepitus mug.An act in which one looks at a friend's/stranger's facebook profile, pictures, and recent activity. Everyone denies their involvement in this act (when in reality most people do it when bored), then in turn accuse someone else of doing it later.
A person that does this often is called a Facebook Creeper.
A person that does this often is called a Facebook Creeper.
Jon: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?
Paul: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping?"
Jon: "No, of course I wasn't!"
A few hours later...
Brian: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?"
Jon: "Dude, stop facebook creeping."
Paul: "Uh, how'd you know that? Were you facebook creeping?"
Jon: "No, of course I wasn't!"
A few hours later...
Brian: "Hey, did you hear Jack broke up with Jill?"
Jon: "Dude, stop facebook creeping."
by Not a Facebook Creeper June 23, 2009
Get the Facebook Creeping mug.when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.
by NotSmith April 2, 2010
Get the page crapping mug.Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.
verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn
im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn
im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
by Krishan AKA KC July 24, 2008
Get the crespin mug.Someone who has been caught acting in a creepy manner and is forever known as a creeper. To attain this title one must be caught in the act performing a creepy behavior like accessively staring at someone.
by RyanMPrince March 3, 2009
Get the creepist mug.1. Creeper- Person who does not want to be seen. Not necessarily perverted in nature. Usually seen in the backgrounds of pictures in an unflattering pose or with an unusual expression on their face. Usually awkward, but innocent.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
2. Lurker- One who purposefully hides themself when a "target" walks by so that they can check them out with impunity. Has not yet developed skills to detect when cameras are nearby.
3. Skulker- One who relishes an opportunity to check someone out, but does not take the time to stalk. Usually has someone specific in mind. Usually is equipped with Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak. If you detect one, proceed to the nearest exit/can of mace immediately.
4. Stalker- See highlighted definition.
5. Pervert- Brazened form of a stalker who does not care if their presence is known. Legal intervention is the safest course of action, battle axe is most effective.
These are corresponding examples of the Stages of Creeping:
1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.
2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.
3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.
4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.
5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
1.Billy is a creeper. He is socially awkward so he avoids people. Feel bad for Billy.
2.Carlos is a lurker. He doesn't get any so he he just of waits there.... Avoid Carlos.
3.Jordan is a skulker. He is attracted to that girl over there, but is too ashamed/nervous/oblivious to talk to her. If he ever wants a chance, he should probably just not be creepy. Do not associate with Jordan or his friends.
4. Jack is a stalker. Fuck you Jack.
5. Herbert is a pervert. The world is a better place with out you, buddy.
by legitnugget January 6, 2009
Get the Stages of Creeping mug.I was crapping in my coffin while I was waiting for the paternity test results. If I find out that I'm not the baby's daddy, that baby's momma will be crapping in her coffin.
by C--money December 21, 2005
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