Crewchebag

A guy who lives for crew.

Crewchebags can be really cool before they join the team, but then they just turn into monsters.

They are constantly at practice, and will ditch their friends and girlfriends to row. They will also defend the honor of their team and teammates unashamedly. Crewchebags only like crew girls, but will roll with crew sluts on the side.

I had a boyfriend named Chris, but he kept ditching me to row a stupid boat, so I dumped that crewchebag!

by OhJustThat8 August 6, 2011

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

Crepcheck

A gay homosexual that gets mad pussy and likes coffee and video games.

Your such a fucking crepcheck dude.
I do love my dick and coffee

by Bradley Kooper July 23, 2018

Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.

Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*

by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018

Chechen Chokeout

The most unfortunate happening of going down on a Russian Woman and suffocating in pubes.

Troy : I don't what the hell a Khabib is, but be careful of Chechen Chokeouts when you get that mail order bride.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

crache

to utterly destroy something in a timely fashion.
To take your time killing or thrashing something.

pronunsiashin':craysh

I just crached that snazzle bag!

by a-bow May 18, 2005