Creamed

To cream ones pants with excitement

"Bambi saw the hottest picture of Peter and creamed her pants"
"Bambi, did you just cream your pants cos you saw Peter?"

by Niggggggggggggggggggggggg November 27, 2007

creamate

Vaginal lubrication that occurs involuntarily and/or unexpectedly, when a female is aroused by something that occurs during normal activity or conversation (AKA Creamin' in your jeans)

Molly: "Yesterday at the fruit market, Tom selected and purchased some of the most fresh & ripe mangoes and kiwis I have ever seen. We walked the boardwalk, talking as he peeled the fruit. I don't know if it was the juices trickling down his hand or the sound of his voice, but I creamated non-stop, nearly the entire walk. Then I swear, I nearly climaxed as he slipped a piece into my mouth. I can't stop thinking about the juice dribbling down my chin!" ~Molly creamates again~

by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

Created Player

Someone so excellent at what they do that they are like a fantasy player created in a sports video game.

LeBron James is a created player.

Usain Bolt is a created player.

I have dated a lot of women over the years, but my girlfriend Ashley is everything I ever wanted and more. From her body to her brains. She is a created player.

by BigMilkyT28 August 25, 2009

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Crewmate

That innocent dude that was ejected by the imposters both said that a crewmate is sus.

Crewmate: I didn't kill, I was in electrical
Imposters: The body is in electrical

by Authentic1337 October 14, 2020

cremated

When you trip on Dextromethorphan and smoke some Marijuana. The name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees F.

"Oh man, I just drank a bottle of Robitussen an hour ago. I'm so tripping. The weed is making it...oh my god... OH MY FUCKING GOD! IM CREMATED!"

by wafflekingLOL May 22, 2009