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Department of Corrections

A bullshit ass corrupted department that dont know shit about the laws. They are the stupidest people on the earth.
The department of corrections is bullshit.
The Department of Corrections is corrupted.
by Princess22 October 20, 2008
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market correctional facility

During a market correction, the psychic prison to which those normally on the 'outside' are sentenced. The farther stock prices fall, the smaller, darker and colder their corner offices appear, and the more desperately helpless they feel.
Watching stock prices plunge, for reasons beyond anyone's control, the new prisoner confronted his fear of being forced to live like all the other poor inmates, locked in the market correctional facility for life, his one-percenter's luxuries a fading dream of the golden past.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2020
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correction officer

Total loser who keeps an eye on locked up cons.
by M&M August 27, 2003
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Figgy (correction)

a nickname given to one who is a beast at football, preferably noseguard/nosetackle
figgy

(correction) is a beast. hey figgy (correction) nice sack!!
by thenumber 63 September 4, 2009
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Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.
Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.
by PAYJE April 20, 2010
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Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead
by snjgaming September 22, 2011
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Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.
Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.
by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016
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