Coalflake

Noun. A conservative Republican more interested in wealth than the well-being of the nation.

Related to the derogatory use of snowflake.

The CEO is just a coalflake complaining about welfare while getting a massive corporate tax break.

by LibertyInTruth March 15, 2019

fart on your cornflakes

Synonymous to raining on your parade.

Anna: I can't wait to see that new Mathew McConaughey, Kate Hudson movie.

Rob: I don't mean to fart on your cornflakes, but I heard its just as bad as their previous movies.

by m.c. phatback November 30, 2009

coonflakes

like woggabix , cornflakes for black people

john: what you having for breakfast today then?
martin luether king: i'm having coonflakes today.

by crazy_gigantor January 12, 2008

Stepping in cornflakes

(v) The act of ruining something, and or defying someone.

Derived from pat the baker posing as billy's father.

Andy: Mom just cut off the internet!
Rikky: Dude, she's stepping in cornflakes!!!

by crp930 August 4, 2009

cornfucker

A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn

This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now

by Midwesternhillbilly July 2, 2018

Cornflaking

When person "A" scrapes their anal crust off and spoons it into person "B"'s mouth with their penis.

In this way, the penis becomes the spoon, the anal crust becomes the cornflakes and the mouth becomes the bowl.

I'ma cornflake you! Close your eye and open your mouth.

Oh, I'm gunna give him a cornflaking tonight!

by Dangen December 30, 2008

who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011