company shit

Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.

Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.

by Skyzza November 13, 2011

company slut

a woman at a company who sleeps with her superiors or coworkers, often just for sexual pleasure and sometimes to advance herself. they can be identified by their less than professional appearance and slutty demeanor.

Bob: hey, did you know that girl Misty has been fucked by every manager in our division?
Tom: yeah, she's the company slut.

by klandin August 13, 2014

Dillmeier Glass Company

In 1933, William M. Dillmeier opened a small glass fabrication business in Brooklyn, New York. Since then, Dillmeier Glass has grown to become a premier manufacturer of glass store fixtures, glass components, glass wall systems, and a myriad of other glass applications for customers worldwide.

Friends Kid: Yo Dill you comin' out this weekend?
Dilly: Nah sorry I got a little GC rage going on
Friends kid: Wow... have fun with Riley Cogs, Jack Muldoon, Eric Muller, and the rest of the boys
Dilly: yeah more fun than a friends "rage" for sure. I'd rather be working at Dillmeier Glass Company than hang out with you guys.

by GucciSkrr October 24, 2018

P Company

"An elite group of girls brought up by wolves who spend their time drinking the blood of their enemies and eating peath in a castle full of men."
"P Company" originated from a group of girls on Tumblr who enjoy various WWII related things, such as Band of Brothers and The Pacific. They also enjoy various other things, such as living in an imaginary/dream mansion with a large group of men. They have a chant, a parody of the "We Fall Upon the Risers," that goes as follows:
"We alwayth eat our bithcuith.
We alwayth eat our peath.
We alwayth use the proper thpoon,
attention if you pleathe.
So highty, tighty, Christ almighty,
who the hell are we?
Zim zam, goddamn,
we're P Company!"
There are various actors that P Company favors, such as Jacob Pitts (Hoosier) and James Badge Dale (Leckie/Lucky).
They were involved in a scandal called "Peathgate," in which they had online problems with an actor named Joseph Mazzello, who played Eugene Sledge in The Pacific. However, Peathgate is now over, and the actor now gets along fine with the group of girls.

Joe: What'd I miss last night, P Company?
Amber: Badger was overflowing with manpain.
Camille: Justicon was on.
Leanne: Helman took his pants off.
Chelsy: He really is as small as he says.

by CuriosityCore August 3, 2010

Conan

Someone who stands well over 6 feet tall and is blessed with the powers of humor and intelligence.

Conan is a huge stack of man and I would buy his sexy fine ass a lifetime-supply of Outback Steakhouse curly fries if he'd marry me. =D

by Late-Night Lover April 7, 2003

CompanioNanny

A Nanny who is hired not primarily to take care of someone’s children or house, but instead to be a companion for the home owner.

Jen: Did you meet Loretta’s new Nanny?
Shaniqua: Yes. She hardly paid any attention to the kids.
Jen: Damn straight, and Loretta spent the whole evening chatting with her like they were just friends.
Shaniqua: Oh yeah … she got herself a companionanny.

by tinky2jed December 3, 2011

Conan Gray

a stinky bighead who's absolutely amazing at singing, making art and youtube videos. He has so many friends and fans who love him so much more than he could ever comprehend <3

Conan Gray? Oh I love that guy! I'm heading to his 28th tour right now!

by oassoe June 7, 2019