Word Salad

An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)

Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.

by tinky2jed December 09, 2008

CompanioNanny

A Nanny who is hired not primarily to take care of someone’s children or house, but instead to be a companion for the home owner.

Jen: Did you meet Loretta’s new Nanny?
Shaniqua: Yes. She hardly paid any attention to the kids.
Jen: Damn straight, and Loretta spent the whole evening chatting with her like they were just friends.
Shaniqua: Oh yeah … she got herself a companionanny.

by tinky2jed December 04, 2011

corpocracy

While by law the U.S. is a republic, the government is actually a Corpocracy - democracy by the corporations. Corporations vote by paying politicians and political parties to put forward their agenda. The term is also endearing because of the similarity to the word "Hipocrisy".

Joe: I'm happy we live in a democracy.

Ed: Actually, the U.S. is a republic, do your homework.

DeShaun: Well, by law the U.S. is supposed to be a republic, but in actuality it is a Corpocracy - democracy by corporations.

All: Tru Dat

by tinky2jed March 14, 2010