Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.

Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.

by bongdiddler September 4, 2019

Coopersvillian

People who live in the trash town Coopersville, nearly 95% of Coopersville runs rampid with them. Truely live up to the definition of Red Neck.A bunch of small town junkies that are air headed and simple minded, they think that milking cows and smoking weed one time makes them bad ass. WARNING stay away, bunch of wannabe gangster trying to spread the herps.

Coopersvillian: Yo there, are you coming to the outhouse races on saturday?

Strager: whats that?

Coopersvillian: Get to decorate them outhouses and race em down main street, or ya can enter the Toliet Lid decorating contest! I like to do em both

by Zeppelin4ever December 8, 2010

cooper2723

cooper2723 is one of the best yotobers in the planet. his enemies are carter and everyone who hates him. cooper2723's favorite games are reblix, minceraft, and culb pingun.

person 1: do you know cooper2723
person 2: yeah he is the most aweosme youtober ever

by Waitwha October 15, 2022

Soup Coolers

Lips that are of considerable size and proportion. Very big lips good for blowing hot soup.

Look at the soup coolers on that chick, I bet she can she can cool some serious soup.

by Fillmoore1 August 27, 2018

cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.

Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.

by md/urban March 12, 2009

Cooler Cock

The guy that sits directly on the cooler at a barbecue/tailgate/party thereby forcing everyone to have to ask him for a drink. Cooler Cocks track the alcohol consumption of every person at the party and often make derisive comments about your drinking prowess, percevied manliness or girlfriend. Cooler Cocks are also usually the loudest guy at the party that no one really likes.

Thirsty Guy: Hey man can I get in there for a beer?
Cooler Cock: You must work in a hospital because you nursed that last beer all night!
Thirsty Guy: Whatever man, can I just get a drink?
Cooler Cock: Send your girlfriend over, I'll give it to her, if you know what I mean.
Thirsty Guy: Forget it.
Cooler Cock: Oh, don't cry, here's a Girls Light... I mean Coors Light for you.

by Orchard August 6, 2012

Ol’Cooter Claw

A cooter claw is a hand that is infected with elephantitas and can absolutely destroy a women’s cooch at any time when it’s necessary!

“He was fingering me last night and it wasn’t hittin the spot so I told him to wip out the ol’cooter claw and now I need my vagina sewed back together!”

by Look up boof assist May 26, 2019