noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).
synonym: queefshit.
synonym: queefshit.
With no bathroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her shit passed through her fistula and plopped out her pussy as a cooch turd.
by fauxbourdon December 03, 2005
Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.
Verb: To use sex for material gain.
A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
Verb: To use sex for material gain.
A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.
by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012
by Calvin19 January 02, 2010
Look at that pimp running around rescuing girls at the club.
that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.
He's a lover not a fighter.
that guy is such a cooch man, he'll do anything to get some ass.
He's a lover not a fighter.
by Lady Rida May 28, 2009
by Flhophead July 24, 2018
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
Jason: "Bitch! Don't be a cooch potato, ride the dick!"
by Javier & John June 24 June 27, 2008
by matthew May 09, 2005