Couric

the standard unit of measure for crap, doo doo, feces, etc....from Katie Couric; it is noted that one Katie Couric is 2 and half pounds of excrement.

That is a huge crap Mr. Marsh, it weighs in at 8.5 Courics!

by Tom Mauer October 27, 2007

contriversy

A staged or contrived "controversy", usually to the end of manipulating the mainstream media for publicity. MTV is often involved.

"Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' was the archetypal contriversy."

"Kanye West is the king of the contriversy, and has parlayed it into a career."

by velvet rut September 19, 2009

contrige

An extremely important piece of writing or drawing, such as a document.

"Wow, I got this amazing contrige from Sarah; how much do you think it's worth?"

by Crystal150 August 4, 2013

contriculate

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.

Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college

by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

Contripreneur

Noun:

An entrepreneur who is committed to producing profit and success in business as a means to contribute to and make a difference in the area of philanthropy and the community.

The trust was set up by a prominent American contripreneur

by albertiwa November 23, 2013

Contribate

Verb: The act of thinking about masterbating.

Contribater; noun, a person who often thinks about masterbating.

Contribated, contribation, contribates, contribating.

I think Jimmy is contribating while he is at work.

Jimmy is such a contribater.

by Camorado October 6, 2016

Courie

A Scottish term used to describe a cuddle, snuggle or nestle

Can also be spelt "Coorie"

"She couried in to him" "Courie into bed after a long day"

by Bog231 April 17, 2017