contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.

by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005

side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

by supernovaRED July 13, 2014

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Contract Wars

A Russian based Free to play First person shooter with RPG elements. It runs on the Unity engine and is browser based. It is a depiction of where all combat is taken on by private military companies (P.M.C.s). All of the fighting shown is between B.E.A.R. and U.S.E.C. groups. It has great graphics, it is pretty balanced, has interesting maps, and focuses entirely on multiplayer games. It can be played on Kongregate and Facebook.

Gilda: "Hey what is a good shooter game that not every one has hear of yet?"

Gustav: "Contract wars is pretty good."

Gilda: "Cool, I'll try it out."

by Gak!? June 4, 2014

political contractor

An individual or entity hired by an interest group to influence public opinion towards some desired end, esp. one with no ideological investment in that particular end as a cause or issue (i.e. acting purely out of financial interest). Political contractors are often expert propagandists, who seek to denature existing language in order to discredit or tarnish its users (typically the opposition).

Krystal, despite her anti-corporatist beliefs, has been a willing political contractor for several multimedia outlets that receive high levels of corporate funding.

by prevailingwest July 26, 2021