contradick

a dick of a contra that is found inside a game

he got a really big contradick

by larj January 13, 2008

Contradictator

a person exercising absolute power through direct opposition between things compared.

Tim Kendal suffered to Joe Scheez the Contradictator of the world because he didn't know the true meaning of the word.

I was seen as the Contradictator in the court room as I played devils advocate.

by Joe Scheez March 22, 2010

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018

contradictionalist

Someone who frequently says and/or does one thing one day and then says or does the opposite later on.

Trump is such a contradictionalist about Russia's involvement in the elections.

by Honey5683 August 8, 2018

Contradictrocrisy

A combination of the words hypocrisy and contradiction, basically when someone online says they don't care about something or someone but then either posts more than you scathing journal about you online or continues to talk about that person behind their back to others in an attempt to slander them.

That woman definitely has a bad case of Contradictrocrisy. First she says that you're irrelevant, and now she still posts hateful rumors about you'.

by MM132 September 7, 2019

contradicktory

Where you are told dat a dude either will be polite to you or is not interested in "proceeding to fourth base", but his actual obnoxious behavior and/or da huge bulge in da front of his shorts clearly shows otherwise!

Slick Willie sure made a lotta contradicktory statements during his sexual-misconduct hearings and impeachment-trial testimony!

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

contradicktarian

Someone who insists on contradicting others, in a dickish way, regardless of whether they are right or wrong.

"He regretted saying anything right away, as he knew he was talking to a total contradicktarian"

by Madasmyth April 24, 2020