Constitubate

When you are extremely sexually aroused by historical documents; primarily the United States Constitution.

"After a long political debate, he retired to his chambers and proceeded to violently constitubate."

by the6isthiccc May 17, 2018

Conservabitch

Alternative of libtards for right-wing republicans

This fucking 60 yr old republican kept calling me a libtard while complaining about the media - what a conservabitch!

by UnfazedVik July 20, 2021

conspicuously

better than obviously in so many ways lil one

You are conspicuously mistaken that obviously is better than conspicuously

by lime green couch April 29, 2007

vacation constipation

Losing the ability to poop when you lose that home field advantage.

May be a result of changes in eating and drinking habits, elevation, fiber intake, stress, etc.

Vacation constipation is usually followed by a glacier dump.

I'm having a horrible case of vacation constipation...can't wait to get back home and drop a couple belt notches.

by nofx9019 September 6, 2010

kairi consentino

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit

person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh

by nj boys December 8, 2019

Consoomer

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.

Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.

by Barberousse February 9, 2022

constabulate

To police, or to patrol like a policeman. Back formation from constabulary and constable (Police station and policeman, in Great Britain)

The Wire, S01E07:

Omar said 'lf l was hunting Mr Bird, l would consider
the best package to be the red Dilly that's over there in Carrollton. That's if l happened to be *constabulating* like y'all.'

(Constabulating = continuous form of constabulate, an intransitive, dynamic verb)

by Constabulator November 22, 2010