model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.

"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"

model congress by heybabyimfobulous May 9, 2007

Harvard Model Congress

Harvard Model Congress otherwise known as HMC, is an annual simulation of Congress. The attendees comprise of the following:
1) Kids who really care about politics and usually get emotional about controversial issues
2) Kids who go exclusively for the HMC Dane

3) Kids who go to miss 2 days of school
4) The rest of the people there

Over 1500 high school students descend upon Boston for this event, usually the Sheraton hotel. All other hotel guests are royally pissed because it takes them 20 minutes to catch an elevator. While walking down the halls of the hotel floors, one can hear things from kids screaming about legislation to kids yelling about why they get the hotel bed to themselves. One of the most popular activities at HMC is to look out your hotel window and look for people doing strange things in their hotel rooms. Generally, boys look for babes undressing near the window with the curtain undrawn. While doing this, the odds of being mooned by a guy are about 200 times more likely than actually seeing a chick, let alone a hot one undressing near the window.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is making out with the Secretary of Defense!
Guy 2: What do you expect? This is the HMC dance.

Guy 1: Did you hear that they legally changed the drinking age to 12?
Guy 2: Sick man! Where did you hear about this?
Guy 1: I co-authored this bill at Harvard Model Congress.

Harvard Model Congress by smt1192 June 4, 2020

Sexual congress 

Something one does with the Eiffel Tower

Here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...

Sexual congress by CheesyMonday April 21, 2021

Model Congress

Pure unadulterated chaos. The most chaotic environment you can experience in high school. Model Congress includes but is not limited to: Shouting at each other, Intense debate, moral quandaries, and pro-anarchy speeches. Also cursed gun image reactions.

Person 1: Wow those people are being really crazy!
Person 2: Yeah it's a real Model Congress.

Model Congress by Sir_D's Massive D September 28, 2021

Go to Congress 

The act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. A figure of speech used mostly in the 1980's by males.

"I gotta Go to Congress"

Go to Congress by Maria Penhall November 26, 2013

Dear Congress... 

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

Dear Congress... by Blk Mage April 1, 2009

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

wet congress by nile billy December 6, 2007