Congi

A forgotten term used in the Island of Malta to describe an individual.

The description is that of an arsehole.

"Kemm hu moqran dak man"
TRANSLATION: "He's such a fucker that one"

"Naf man, congi ta veru"
TRANSLATION: "I know dude, he's a real arsehole"

by vellard May 25, 2018

consistently gorgeous

When a person's facebook/myspace/myyearbook/etc. pictures always show them looking hot/sexy/attractive/ etc. They never take a bad photograph, and are therefore consistently gorgeous.

Guess what? I've been talking to this new guy I just met. I was looking through his pictures, and he was consistently gorgeous. I have high hopes for our future.

by crazyblond4life December 15, 2009

consistent lay

A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.

Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."

Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."

Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Consise

Anything extra impressive; Above average

That shi* was consise hommie!!

by consise May 25, 2011

congilaro

act of sleeping with a guys girlfriend regardless of the consequences

guy 1 -dude you totally pulled a congilaro when you slept with that druggies hotass girlfriend
guy 2- i know man she was all over me
guy 1-arnt you afraid her boyfriend will come after you?
guy 2-no not at all if anything its a compliment for me to sleep with a guys gf

by MR. Gee February 27, 2009

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007