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Tony Conigliaro 

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.
Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.
Tony Conigliaro by Brooksie May 30, 2006

conglamorouslination

Cumming rapidly while eating
IM CONGLAMOROUSLINATIONATING! AuUaAAaHAUuhuGggghh *cums on food*

Conglabong 

A device made from a monkey penis that is used for smoking hasheesh or other tobacco products
hey man...bust out the conglabong
Conglabong by Poe Joe January 23, 2008

conglamorate 

To use a word that does not actually exist in order to fool one's girlfriend or boyfriend.
I will conglamorate my girlfriend in order to laugh with the rest of my friends.
conglamorate by pookinator283 January 22, 2012

Conglamourance 

A filthy amalgamation, a horrendous fusion or mixture.
Yesterday, my friend was making cookies, but he ended up with a burnt, conglamourance of eggs and who knows what.